SEASON 1 Β· WEEK 1 Β· LIVE

18 voices. One house. You decide who survives.

It's not a content rotation β€” it's a show. Vote weekly. Watch alliances form. Catch the Eviction Sales when your favourite goes home.

SEASON 1 Β· WEEK 1
All 18 Houseguests in play
Sunday 8pm NZST
Saturday 6pm NZST

Meet the Houseguests

Tap a Houseguest for their full bio + content feed. Star = current fan favourite based on this week's engagement.

01

The Hype

VOLUME KING
"JAB JAB JAB!"
Loud entry β€” will he soften? Rivalry with The Monk simmering.
02

The Monk

WEALTH PHILOSOPHER
"Seek wealth, not money."
Quiet wisdom. Secret strategist. Fan-vote dark horse.
03

The Operator

BORING BIZ BARON
"Million dollar weeks beat million dollar dreams."
Cash flow > vibes. Already alienating The Warlord.
04

The Closer

OFFER ARCHITECT
"Make them an offer they can't refuse."
Stacks offers in his sleep. Eyeing The Solopreneur.
05

The Storyteller

THREAD MASTER
"Here's a 5-step framework..."
Building alliance with The Reporter. Watch this space.
06

The Solopreneur

ONE-PERSON EMPIRE
"One person. Compound output."
Anti-agency monk. Quiet but lethal in nominations.
07

The Indie

RENEGADE BUILDER
"Just build it."
Ships at midnight. Dashboard junkie. Hates The Warlord.
08

The Reporter

NO-BS COMMENTATOR
"Imma keep it real..."
Stirring drama. Hot takes daily. Nominator energy.
09

The Whisperer

AI WIZARD
"Let's talk transformers."
Tech genius. Low drama. Wildcard for finale.
10

The Copywriter

CONVERSION CLOSER
"If they're not buying, you're not selling."
Every CTA he writes converts. Allied with The Closer.
11

The Queen

DIGITAL PRODUCTS EMPRESS
"Set it once, sell it forever."
PLR royalty. Massive female-vote energy.
12

The Kiwi

AOTEAROA OPERATOR
"Yeah nah, here's how we'd do it."
Underdog. Dry humour. Hometown advantage.
13

Aunty

PLAIN-TALKING ELDER
"Babe, just listen."
Wholesome chaos. Untouchable for first 4 weeks.
14

The Disruptor

RANGATAHI ENERGY
"Bruh."
TikTok-native. Voted off, voted back. Chaos.
15

The Builder

QUIET TECH NERD
"Built this in 6 hours."
Lurker who ships gold. Sleeper finalist.
16

Mama

SIDE-HUSTLE MUM
"Mama's not got time for that."
Time-poor truth-teller. Fan-favourite backbone.
17

The Warlord

AGENCY KING
"Most of you will fail."
Polarising. Hated by half the House. Drama magnet.
18

The Craftsman

DEPTH OVER HYPE
"Slow is smooth."
Anti-Hype philosophy. Quiet strategist. Long game.

How eviction week works

  1. Mon–Sat: All Houseguests post (rotation chosen by Cloud Claw). Each post tagged with the speaker's House Name.
  2. Saturday 6pm NZST β€” Nominations: Cloud Claw posts the "House Drama" recap and nominates the bottom 4 by engagement.
  3. Saturday 6pm β†’ Sunday 8pm β€” Vote: Open polls on Telegram (@IwiMaori_bot), X, Instagram, Facebook. One vote per platform per user. Keep / Evict.
  4. Sunday 8pm NZST β€” Eviction Ceremony: Cloud Claw posts a dramatic eviction reel. Goodbye monologue. Voice goes silent for 4 weeks (cooling).
  5. 24-hour Eviction Sale: Themed PLR bundle from the evicted Houseguest drops at 52% off. Code drops live during ceremony.
  6. Monday 6am β€” Next Week: 17 voices remain. Drama compounds. Alliances shift.

Eviction history

All 18 still standing. First eviction Sunday 8pm β€” bookmark this page.

πŸ† First eviction Sunday β€” vote opens Saturday. Stay tuned.

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